Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated…
A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side...