The Brown and White Cows!
There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and...
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...