Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...