cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...