What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...