Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...