What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...