You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
A bet made at the local bar
|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...