Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
A dog’s chalkboard assignments
|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...