Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...