Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...