The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...
German Shepard on Golf Course
German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?
Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four...
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond…
A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. “It happens to...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Playing With Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in...