Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Why do men die before their wives?
Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Coming out
A young man, in the course of his college life, came to terms with...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...