Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Strange headline news
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...