Asleep at the desk
If you get caught sleeping on the job, here’s some quick excuses!It’s okay…I’m still...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....