Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...