Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Choices, Choices
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a...
Ant and Elephant have romance
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the...
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...