Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...