CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
Smiling Snowman
Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
Age DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE 17 “Burger King” 25 “Free meal” 35 “A...