Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...