~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
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What’s the Difference
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Hypothetical Question
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Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking…
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Keep Your Seat, Please!
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The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
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They’re boasting about race records
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