How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
News war
Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...