Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...