Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
Fill These Pants
Tom and Jeni are having one of their occasional disputes of opinion. Tom took...
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Two men went to the desert for a vacation…
Two men went to the desert for a vacation. They rented a camel and...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Blonde Joke Jackpot!
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? A: From...