Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Do you know where you were going?
|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
Doctor Bumblings!
Actual writings on hospital charts by Doctors:1. She has no rigors or shaking chills...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...