Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...