From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Matering checking
Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...