A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
The newly web game!
|What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...