Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Things men shouldn’t say after sex…
Things Men Should “Never” Say After Sex:1) “I was kidding about being sterile, you...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...