yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
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Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
Here’s Little Johnny!
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Tombstone Epitaph VIII
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Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
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Stand Still, Soldier!
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