Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
PUPPY LOVE
PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...