What is the last thing you usually hear before…
What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? ‘Hey y’all…...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...