CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
The story of the bats
|Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood....
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...