Polish Wedding Night
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on...
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with…
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...