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A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them…
A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them....
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“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
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How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
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