Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...