Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms…
The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....