Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
New way to herd cattle
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.