Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
C & W Song Titles!
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, Guys, these are REAL.)1) Drop...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
I knew it was true…I knew it!
Well, if there’s any truth to this study at all, then I should live...