Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...