YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
Blonde Horses Around
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
Cheating Boyfriend
A blonde complained to her friend, “I can never trust my boyfriend. Why, he...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
Get Sober!
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...