Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Love According to Kids
Why PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE”One of the people has freckles and so he finds...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...