What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?
What’s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...