Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Titantic and Clinton!
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
Many Bones
Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human...