134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Some explaining…
The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
How to Know where a Driver is from
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel,...