Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Cause Hearing Loss In Men
What’s the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Mirthy Facts
The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.[Another quarter...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
SAT score decay
SAT score decayAs we all know SAT scores have been on the decline for...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...