The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!