The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Getting The Story Straight
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young...
Marriage quotes 09
|Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.May you be too...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...