What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
An offense
Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Guy Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...