Leroy’s homework assignment…
Leroy is given a homework assignment. Still befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING…
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING WHEN THE FLAG OUT FRONT IS...
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch…
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...