Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA…
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...